Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy will tell you the Orlando Magic were trounced 102-74 Sunday night by the Oklahoma City Thunder because the Magic didn't play good defense or try hard enough.
But here are five other reasons why the Magic laid an egg in middle of America's breadbasket:
1. The team bus took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
2. Somebody replaced the hip-hop on J.J. Redick's iPod with Enya's Greatest Hits
3. The Thunder were who we thought they were
4. Magic owner Rich DeVos let his ankle insurance lapse
5. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
